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Friday, August 24, 2012

Existential Problem Of Paper



     Often in this modern age a paper must ask its wafery compatriots, "Why?

     "Must our existence be reduced to such petty plights as the obnoxious Sissy-frass crushing us into balls and throwing us into bins, doing this again and again till it seems an eternity. What more are we to do? We're coming upon an age of e-readers, and fancy TV's; an age of e-mails and the damned Facebook. Is our fate to be among the ancient walls of Egypt, the commandment stones, and the walls of the Neanderthal's cave? Are we just the next link in the chain of written communication?

     "Surely we cannot be reduced to mere stories told by a grandfather to some skeptical child. Is this our new meaning? Is rotting on a shelf, or in a notebook collecting dust under a bed to be our new reality? Some might say, 'Perhaps its best we let the old give way to the new. Such is the way of things.'

     “And it is to him I say, no. We must not be reduced to such insignificance. It is we who forged nations. It is we who defined the character of man. It is we who brought the strongest men to their knees with tears in their eyes. We who carried the succulent words of Milton and the potent words of Swift. And yes friends, it was us who moved man to this day where he may abandon us for convenience’s sake.

     “We cannot go quietly into that dark night. We must make man realize the beauty and power we posses. We must bring them to the dusty crannies where we sing the rage of Achilles, and ponder the musings of Socrates. We must remind him that we are inestimable.”

-H. Sukut

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